Thursday, April 28, 2011
Question of the Week April 29th
"Today is Moment of Laughter Day. In honor of this hilarious occasion, write a funny story or poem that might make people laugh." If you are writing a story, it must be at least THREE paragraphs. If you are writing a poem, it must be at least THREE stanzas with four verses each.
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I did a very funny thing to my friend. Here is what I did. I took I bucket of paint. Then I hung it up on a door.
I attached a string to it so I could dump it on him. When he came in the class I dumped it on him. It was really funny. He was mad.
He got me back. He did the exact same thing to me. Now he was laughing and I was mad. You should have been there.
Oh my goodness! So this girl Jane, in my class, she decided one day to bring her pet goat to school. She thought it was international bring your pet to school day, but it was not. She, in my opinion, is a little off her rocker. She is so nutty that on Thanksgiving she brought a turkey to school! She needs help!
But I haven’t even told you the best part; her goat ate everything in our classroom. It ate my teacher’s favorite picture. Let’s just say my teacher was not happy. Jane got in school suspension for the rest of the school year, and let me remind you it was only October! Also her parents grounded her for 3 years. The school even had to call animal control.
Personally I thought it was hilarious, but the superintendent, principal, and teachers didn’t really think that way. Everyone was scared of it, because it ate Josh’s shoe. I was afraid it would eat our class pet marshmallow, it’s a guinea pig. It was probably one of the best school days ever!
Once upon there was an ugly toad named Mole. Mole was at the park were he lived one nice, hot day and a, not very nice, little girl came and decided she wanted to put Mole on the marry-go-round. But this little girl didn’t want to touch this ugly toad because she thought she would get a wart.
So the little girl got two very thick and very long sticks to pick it up with. Then she would put Mole on the marry-go-round. Well this little girl did just that, but the frog wouldn’t stop moving so she put a bunch of sticks around it.
Then she started pushing the marry-go-round faster and faster. Suddenly the sticks started falling of because the little girl pushed it so fast. Then all of a sudden………SPLAT! The frog flew off of the marry-go-round and right on the little girls face.
When I was 5 my sister and I were shoveling dirt. I was standing behind her and she hit me in the forehead with the shovel. She didn’t know that she hit me. I was lying on the ground not knowing what just happened.
She finally turns around and sees me lying there. She thought she killed me. I was still in shock from the hit. I get up and I have blood all over me.
I thought I was blind because the blood was in my eyes. I was surprised that it didn’t hurt. I went to the house and my mom was mad at Miranda. She was grounded for two weeks.
I was in my backyard. I saw the very first UFO to EVER be seen! And I got abducted! I was sitting in the spaceship with aliens……..they asked to eat my brains. Yes I speak alien! Back to the story. I of course said no but they came for me anyway!! Did you know that UFO’s are REALLY REALLY big inside? Because I didn’t.
I was running around the ship and I got sent to my home planet! Pluto!!!! Isn’t that awesome? I think that’s awesome! I was at Pluto and I run into nicer aliens. They offered me ice-cream because they recognized me!
So I say no to the ice-cream because let me tell yea Pluto ice-cream isn’t the best! If you tasted it…..you would believe me! Well I’m in my backyard now and I can see the UFO. I’m going inside so I don’t get abducted…..again! See yea later. I could see you on Pluto. If you want a ride there and you’re afraid that an alien will eat your brains……just come see me.
Once on April fools day I called my mom and told her I had fallen and broke my leg. She asked, “How’d you do that?” I said,”………… sorry I don’t speak English! ,” and I hung up. My mom did not like that.
So the next day I sat in my room. (By the way I got grounded!) I was bored all day! I had nothing to do. So I washed my clothes. Then I washed the dishes.
I had to wash the car. Also I had to clean the garage. Then at night my parents said,” April fools! you didn’t have to do that stuff!” So I said,” ………….. sorry I don’t speak English!”
I made a cake for my sister and it was on her b-day. So I thought I could put a fake snake in it. When she cut in to the cake she screamed as loud a she could scream. That was loud.
When my mom found out all I got was don’t do that again. My sister said that if I did that again she would probably kill me. Well I told her that if she does, she would go to the big house (aka jail). I now that she would never do that. The next year I did the same thing to my mom. She really got mad at me.
That was not a pretty birthday at all. Well those times were fun to do but all done I got grounded. Well that was the end of the pranks I did for people birthdays. It was fun though. So if you want to make your sister scream put her most thing she fears in the cake. That would be fun to see.
My way of making you laugh.
There is this kid who crashed his bike in the lake trying to impress a girl. He can’t swim either. He was being all “cool” and going no handed on his bike while he was texting. I think there is a better way on impressing girls.
You don’t always need to do stupid stuff on your bike just to impress someone. It is stupid. Someone could have gotten hurt. Good thing he crashed it into a lake. Although he doesn’t have a bike or a phone anymore.
He ended up walking home. His mom was worried sick. He can not leave the house for a whole 3 months unless it is to school. His mom is very strict. I think he learned his lesson. He should have known better anyways!
That is how I will make you laugh. Sorry if it isn’t funny. I couldn’t think of anything else.
One time there was this banderbear that went to a bar to get a drink. He asked the bar tender he wanted a shamfruit. Then he saw a little boy crying and said, “What’s wrong kid” the kid said, “I have a name you know, It’s Bob. The banderbear said his name was Boog.
The left the bar and went to this forbidden place called, “The Deepwoods on the edge of the world.” They had so much fun hanging out every day until one day they strayed from the path. They were both terrified because they didn’t know where they were. They then spent the rest of their days trying to find the path.
They had to sleep together for warmth. They didn’t like to be by themselves in the scary Deepwoods. They had to watch out for the wild beasts of the wild. The worst part was finding good food to eat.
I don’t know if this is really funny because that person I pulled the prank on is still made at me. The family got together for thanks giving and ate out at Texas road house. Me and my dad got together to pull a prank on our family. Well we thought it would be funny to put farting little packets.
It is a packet with a stink smell. We put one on every ones chair. So when everyone sat down they all when off. Let me tell it wasn’t the greatest smell I every smelt. It smelled so bad I ended up going outside for an hour or so. I don’t think the owner of Texas road was happy about it.
That was a great prank but now I don’t know what the family is going to do to me. I think they are going to do something stupid like shoot me with a water gun filled with water. That actually happened to my one year. When they did that to me I eggs in his house a month later he calls our house because he said it smells like rotten eggs and he want me to tell where I put the eggs. I wasn’t going to tell him but if I didn’t I would get grounded for a month.
I think this story is funny it is a true story too. It happened this summer when I was staying with my dad in Valentine, Texas. My Bother and my two cousins and I decided to go to Amarillo, Texas. To go to this amusement park that they had there called Wonderland.
My brother drove us because he was the only on with a license at this time. Amarillo is all the way at the top of Texas and Valentine is at the bottom. When we first left we had a lot of problems with the car but luckily my cousins were good with mechanics, so they fixed it. There were a lot of other things that happened on the way there, but I’m not going to go through every one of them. We had finally made it there in a day and a half. We would have made in a days trip if it wasn’t for all the troubles we had.
When we finally got there we went and got a hotel room for later that night because we were planning to ride every ride in Wonderland. We were going to go that day but when we got there was a sign that said it was closed till the day after the next. So we waited for the day to come and we kept are selves busy. When we finally got to ride rides we had a blast and we decided just to ride half of them. We left and made it home without any problems. But when we got back to the house. My brother was going to make a call and realized he had left his hone charging at the hotel. It was his brand new Iphone too. So we went although way back and ran into a lot more trouble just because we didn’t have the hotels phone number.
One day last summer my brothers and I went to our friend’s house and we saw a wild turkey. So we creep up on it very slowly. Just when we were about to catch It started running.
So we chased it for a awhile. When we caught up to it flew off. So we keep running after it. Then it finally landed.
So we chased it for awhile longer. When we got to the town park we chased into the lake. Then we went back to his house. Then we laughed about for a while.
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