January is National Soup Month. Create a recipe for a soup that has magical powers. Describe the ingredients in the soup and what happens to people to eat it. As usual, you will need to write THREE paragraphs on the question. Try to add some "fancy" words!
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The Killer
My ingredients are
• 20/25 cups of hot sauce
• 3 cups of toe nail clippings
• 5 cups of magical killing powder
• 1 cup of ear wax
• 2 cups of rotten onions
• 5 cups of potatoes
• 1 cup of rotten milk
My soup is the greatest killing soup in the world. It might taste good. You will only taste it once. You will find out when you taste it.
The magical powers will go to work. They will turn you into animals. They will make you do flips. They will kill you in 2 seconds.
My recipe is the magic power of flying soup. This soup will make you fly! There is only one way you can eat it though. You have to eat the soup outside in the snow. If you don’t eat the soup outside the powers won’t work.
The ingredients are the follow:
1. 5 pounds of flour
2. 2.88 ounces of magic dust
3. 1,000 finger nails (you can get them at Wal*Mart)
4. 8 Fancy Nancy books (the books wont melt and they wont cut)
5. 1,000,000 tissues
6. And finally human meat!
If you don’t like this soup then I don’t care. Somewhere you will have to eat it. It may be before you die or it may be during a vampire eating. So if you think you won’t be able fly after this all you have to say is Mia is the greatest person in the world! No I’m just kidding you don’t have to say that but you dont have to say these magic words, the magic power is flying. Happy travels. You might want to take some flying lessons because flying isn’t so easy!
Desperation
My soup recipe will kill any on you eats it. It looks like regular soup but it is not. The texture is thick. People say it taste good.
One ingredient is poison. Another one is chicken. You also need chicken broth. The last ingredient is salt. If you want you can put hot sauce in it.
You only need a pinch of salt. ¼ cup of poison. ½ of pound of chicken. 4 cups of chicken broth. You might also want some noodles.
Put green beans in it to. Also put pop in it. You can put corn in it if you want. Also put some milk in it. Cook it to 350 degrees farinate.
My soup is called Macncheese soup. I came up with this recipe when I was eating Macncheese. I was eating it with my brother Jake. He took a handful of Macncheese and threw it into the blender.
That gave me the idea. Macncheese soup! So I made a bunch of macncheese, and threw it into the plender. I put it onto the stove and heated it up. Tasted it, and it was horrible. So I would like you to try it.
The ingredients are the following.
1. 1 cup of noodles
2. 2 cups of water
3. 1 stove
4. 1 blender
5. 1 package of cheese
Here are the ingredients for Yummy Yum Soup:
1. Spaghetti noodles
2. Tuna
3. ¾ cups of water
4. Medium sized pan
5. Pepper (NOT a lot)
6. Very little salt
7. Cinnamon (NOT a lot)
8. ½ cups of 2% milk
9. Chicken (NOT a lot)
10. Turkey (NOT a lot)
11. 1 can of beef broth
12. 1 can of chicken broth
Than you would want to mix all of those up in a big bowl that is NOT the pan. Than put it all back into the pan and let it cook for 10 more minutes. Than let it cool for 5 minutes, Mix, and Serve. But keep it away from ALL animals!
I only said keep it away from animals because, it is YOUR soup! I hope you like it! Oh and you may want to add butter when you put in the milk! That would be it! Don’t forget to turn your burner off also!
I am going to tell you how to make (extremely deadly soup)
The ingredients are the following:
30 eggs
Vinegar ¼ of a cup
Beef
Turkey Broth
2 cups of water
Gallon of gas
Hot sauce
Peppers
Turn on the stove to hi and let it cook for 30 minutes.
You have to what it because it may start on fire. Make sure you have and a bucket of water. It is possible it may stick to the bottom of the pan.
It is very possible the soup- may kill you.
Then the soup is done. You eat it and the you go to the E.R. I hope you are still a life to have and other bowl. YOU CANNT FIND THIS SOUP IN STORES.
The ingredients are the following:
1) One forth toe nail clippings 2) 2 Monkey brains 3) 10 gorilla feet 4) 3 cups of moldy cheese 5)19 cups of molten lava 6)2 gallons of toe jam 7) 1gallon of smelly feet and socks 8)6 gallons of computer chips 9) plus 9 whole elephants ready to explode 10) 200 gallons of tapatio hot sauce
The best soup in the universe
If you feed it to Nathan you will need to be close to the biggest bathroom and water jug in the world. You will also need to have the biggest pot in the universe. He might need to be right by the hospital. He might be in the hospital for a few seconds.
First you add the one fourth toe nail clippings and the 2 monkey brains. Let sit for 2 hours then add the 10 gorilla feet. Let soak for 1 minute and add the moldy cheese and the 19 cups of molten lava. Then put in bigger bowl and add the 9 elephants and 2 gallons of toe jam.
Then you have to watch very closely. Add the 6 gallons of computer chips and 1 gallon of smelly feet and socks. Then let sit for 2 days and put in bigger bowl. Finally you have to get a big bowl to pore it into.
Pickle Butter-Nut Soup
The ingredients are the following: 1: Two or three cups of water then boil it until it starts to boil. 2: Then put ½ pounds of butter and stir for 3 minuets. 3: Now you will need some salted nuts (any kind works) first you must mash them for about 2 minuets then pour into the buttered water and let it site for 6 minuets. 4: Once letting site for 6 min. you will stir theroly and put 5 pounds of pickle in it. 5: Now you will put in some spices (as you wish) and stir theroly. 6: While you let it site you need to peal some bananas and cut up the meat and then you will put them in the soup as well.
If you have followed the instructions you will soon find out that the taste is vey unusual, and that is will explode buy the 3rd ingredient. Once you have survived then you may eat the soup (may need a barf bag).the soup is very important you will need to take very big bites or the soup will get mad and come to life! Because it will think that you don’t like it.
This recipe has been in the count fair for generation and every year somebody got sent to the hospital. Every year it would get 50th place out of 12 people. My mom got it from her mom who bout it from a lonely street man for $5. But is still very good!
The DEATH soup
1. A half cup of noodles
2. A can of cream of mushroom
3. A tsp of very hot souse
4. A liter of flavored water
5. A liter of meat
6. A cop of hot peppers
7. A cup of gummy bear
8. A cup of poisn
First you have to put the noodles in water to cook then you have to wait until the noodles are done. Then put the rest of the stuff in the soup .It might be good but it might lead to DEATH. Hope you like it.
It may lead to DEATH. So I’m not going to try it. It might not taste good. I’m not a real good cook. So never let me cook.
I will never make this soup. If anybody dies do not call me because I will not take responsibility of the death. If that happens I’m sorry for the death. Well this is the worse soup I have ever made.
My soup is going to be good and very hot. I don’t think anyone is going to like it. I might eat it. It might taste good.
Ingredients: Mexican hot sauce soup
• 10 cups of tapatio hot sauce
• 2 bags of noodles
• 2lbs of hamburger
• 2 cups of diced jalapeños
• 2 cups of diced green peppers
You put the hot sauce and noodles in a pot an boil the noodles in hot sauce. Then you fry the hamburger until it is cooked all the way. Then you add everything to the hot sauce and noodles. Then you eat it and hopefully you like it.
My soup is blue chicken noodle soup. Have you ever eaten blue chicken noodle soup? Of course not, because if you had, you are so small that nobody would be able to see you. So you see one night me and my mom were sitting there wondering if there was a soup that could make you teeny-weeny. Well we made plain chicken noodle soup and my mom accidentally hit the spice rack above her head, and knocked blue food coloring into it. So we got it out and realized the soup was blue. Well anyways there was no way we were going to eat it so we fed it to our dog. Let’s just say that we couldn’t find him.
Ingredients for: blue chicken noodle soup
3 cups cubed chicken
6 oz. your choice noodles
7 cups Swanson Broth
1 cup finely chopped carrots
2 cups finely chopped celery
3 drops blue food coloring
How to make it: First add all your chicken and 3 ½ cups broth in the oven for 30 minutes. Once you have removed the chicken and broth from the oven add the carrots, celery, noodles and the rest of your broth. Cook on medium heat for 35 minutes. After that add 3 drops blue food coloring, then my secret trick add 6 crystals of sugar. When you’re done anyone who eats it will be teeny- weeny.
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