Pretend you are Tom the Turkey. Persuade people to eat Pat the Pig for Thanksgiving instead! As always you will need to write three paragraphs. Make it interesting and add some dialogue!
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I’m Tom and you should not eat me. I eat worms and bugs do you want to eat something that eats worms. I don’t think so. Pat the pig wow you should eat him he has a lot more meat than me.
Pat the pig weighs about 50-60 pounds. I weigh about 15 pounds. You would get 4 times the meat with Pat. You could feed four times the people.
I have feathers. Do you want something with feathers on your plate? I don’t think so. Pat has juicy skin. That’s why you should eat pat!
Please don’t eat me. Why don’t you eat Tom the pig? You could have bacon or pork chops. Why would I want to it pig for Thanksgiving? I don’t know. Maybe you could start a new tradition you would be famous.
What if I don’t want to be famous? Just eat Tom the pig. No I will not. Well if you try and kill me I will run away. What if I try it while you are sleeping? I will stay up all night then.
I thought about eating Tom the pig and I decided to eat Tom the pig. Thank you very much. But why did you decide to eat Tom the pig. Because I want to try something new. Wait I have an idea. You should just buy a turkey from the store.
You know what I will do that. Thanks for that great idea. Thanks for talking him into not killing me. You are a good friend.
No, no, no don’t eat me! Pat is much better tasting! She can be mad into a lot more things like bacon and kids love bacon! And pork chops and so much more!!!!
I’m only turkey and I’m no good I’m dry and get old really fast! But pigs can last for a long time and it’s cheaper to by! But I’m expensive and everyone is going to be eating me so I will be old school! It’s so typical to eat turkey on Thanksgiving so eat Pat the pig!
And also another thing have you ever thought about how the turkey feels? Well I can tell you it don’t feel good! But see pigs don’t have any feelings. They LOVE to be eaten!
Prolog: Tom the turkey losses anyways….What a shame. Oh-well!
If I were Tom the Turkey I wouldn’t let anyone eat me. They could eat nice hot bacon. They could eat nice grilled pork chops. They could eat nice hot sausage.
They could eat nice grilled pork roast. They can’t eat Tom the turkey. They can eat good pork. They could have some stuffing on the side.
They could have some pumpkin on the side. They could have chicken. They need more pork though. THEY CAN’T EAT TURKEY!
“PLEASE OH PLEASE! I’m going to go hide now that you found me!” said Tom the Turkey
Tom the Turkey is me by the way! I don’t want to get eaten on Thanksgiving. I mean cant they eat Pat the Pig. I do NOT taste good. If you eat me, you will get poison!
One day I was walking back to my house and found a hunter outside of my house! He was totally invading my privacy! If I wasn’t a turkey that he was looking for I would have walked up to him and bit him! Then Pat the Pig walked up to me and yelled:
“Hey delicious Tom the TURKEY! Are you hiding from that hunter that is looking for a turkey hat probably is to lazy to go to the store to bye a turkey?”
All of a sudden the hunter turns around and says “Why hello turkey!”
Then Pat the Pig gets shot! Why would anyone want a pig for Thanksgiving? O well Pat dying is sad but it is batter then me dying right? I feel kind of sorry for him! I should start running. The next thing I know is I’m lying on the ground dead!
“BYE BYE WORLD!!!!!!,” I yelled in turkey as my last words!
Well first off Thanksgiving should be a pork only holiday! Pat the Pig would look perfect in the middle of your table. Besides Pat the Pig can have an apple in his mouth, and you know turkeys just don’t look good with apples in their mouths. Besides, even though turkey is pretty good, I think you would rather have pork. And whoever said that turkey is the national food of Thanksgiving is wrong!
The reason you shouldn’t eat me is because I will tell Santa Clause that you ate me. Santa Clause and I are also very good friends so he probably wouldn’t bring you presents. If you eat Pat the Pig I promise I will bring you the world’s largest piece of pie. I think turkeys should be on the endangered species list so that people can’t eat us! The Turkey Board has decided that if you promise to eat Pat and his friends for Thanksgiving we will send each person $900.00.
If pork was the international food for Thanksgiving I would probably be so excited that I would scream. Pork is very good and I think should be the main dish on Thanksgiving. Pat has also volunteered to come to your house personally, and even jump in the oven for you! I Tom the Turkey support this message.
There once there was a turkey named tom .He did not want to be eaten. He wanted pat the pig to be eaten. “I don’t want to be eaten by people,” said tom turkey.
People should have pig for Thanksgiving because tom does not look right. He looks frozen and hard. I don’t like frozen hard turkeys. Do you like frozen turkey? “I don’t want to be eaten ether,” said Pat the pig.
“Well I don’t ether, so how is going to be eaten for Thanksgiving,” said Tom.
Well that did not go so well. You can pick what one you want pick right they are crazy. I would hate to pick the wrong one. Well good luck with that.
Hello I’m Tom the turkey people say I taste good but do you really want to know what taste good the pig. He is nice big guess what he comes with and apple in his mouth. I don’t taste good because I have been eating owl droppings. They taste really good you should try it sometime.
You can eat the pig with every thing. They are born for thanks giving. Plus it is hard to cook a turkey you have to cook me longer that a pig. People have to do more work on me than the pig. The pig you can put stuffing inside him. It is easier to catch a pig than a turkey.
Turkey you have to hunt pig you just have to go into its pen and grab him. You can put the pig on the fire and it taste really good. Don’t ask how I know that. Just please don’t eat because I am too young to die.
Hi, I’m Tom the turkey. When you here the word Thanksgiving what is the first thought that comes to your mind? Is it food? If it is what foods do you think of? I Bet 9 out of 10 times it will be Turkey. What’s so good about a turkey any way? Why do you people like Turkey so much. Is it the fact that we’re always stuffed with stuffing? Think of stuffing does it ever come t your mind that those could possibly be our ground up insides. It makes u sick to your stomach right? So don’t eat turkey. Why not eat pork that could possibly be the new thanks giving dinner. For all those moms that don’t stuff there turkeys with stuffing think of the turkeys! We turkeys have families too!!!!!!!So when you buy a turkey think of he or she u are buying a parent of the little turkeys the baby turkeys can’t survive on there own. So this thanksgivings eat something besides turkey, try something new. Theres pork, duck, chicken, and beef. So PLEASE don’t eat turkey this thanks giving!!!!!!!!!
“Hi I’m Tom the Turkey. Are you thinking about eating me for thanksgiving? Think again I don’t want to be eaten. I think we should have the right to choose if we get eaten or not,” said Tom.
“You don’t want to eat me anyway you don’t know what dieses I have. I don’t even know. If all I know I could die tomorrow. That’s why you don’t want to eat me,” said Tom.
“So you should eat Pat the Pig. He should taste good. You would like to eat him. That’s why you should not eat me and eat Pat the Pig,” said Tom
“ Hi I am Tom and can you please eat the pig instead of me? I am too young to get eaten. If you eat me than my mama will be after you. Please eat Mr. Pig instead of me. I always make sure you are up on time for work. Please pretty please don’t eat me.
I will be your best friend if you don’t eat me. That is not a lie I don’t want to get eaten and if you know what I eat you wont want to eat me. I eat Mr. Pigs poop. So please don’t eat me because if you eat me you will be eating Mr. Pigs poop. Do you want to eat Mr. Pigs poop? I didn’t think so. Please don’t eat me. Mr. Pigs poop is not good for big and strong people like you. People like you can get sick and die. I don’t think you want to die. Please please please don’t eat me I am begging you. I will be your best friend in the whole entire world if you don’t eat me. “
“You don’t want any turkey; I have a wanted sign that says rabies turkeys reward $1,000,000,000”, said Tom the turkey. Tom says, “You need more muscle and fat for body heat. You would really enjoy: bacon, ham, and maybe roast. Pat the pig would give you everything but the roast.”, said Tom.
“Bob the cow would give you the roast,” said Tom. “Bob would be the best choice for you,” said Tom. “He would love to be eaten,” Tom said. “He is high in protein, and very tender, and juicy,” said Tom.
“You might want to have Hairy the Snow Ferret as a pet to keep in a cage,” Tom said. “He might be really crazy at first but then he will calm down a lot,” Tom explained. The kids will love him when he calms down but never ,ever ,ever let him out of the cage when he’s still wild,’ Tom said. You will love him so much you might not want to put him down,” Tom said.
12 comments:
I’m Tom and you should not eat me. I eat worms and bugs do you want to eat something that eats worms. I don’t think so. Pat the pig wow you should eat him he has a lot more meat than me.
Pat the pig weighs about 50-60 pounds. I weigh about 15 pounds. You would get 4 times the meat with Pat. You could feed four times the people.
I have feathers. Do you want something with feathers on your plate? I don’t think so. Pat has juicy skin. That’s why you should eat pat!
Please don’t eat me. Why don’t you eat Tom the pig? You could have bacon or pork chops. Why would I want to it pig for Thanksgiving? I don’t know. Maybe you could start a new tradition you would be famous.
What if I don’t want to be famous? Just eat Tom the pig. No I will not. Well if you try and kill me I will run away. What if I try it while you are sleeping? I will stay up all night then.
I thought about eating Tom the pig and I decided to eat Tom the pig. Thank you very much. But why did you decide to eat Tom the pig. Because I want to try something new. Wait I have an idea. You should just buy a turkey from the store.
You know what I will do that. Thanks for that great idea. Thanks for talking him into not killing me. You are a good friend.
No, no, no don’t eat me! Pat is much better tasting! She can be mad into a lot more things like bacon and kids love bacon! And pork chops and so much more!!!!
I’m only turkey and I’m no good I’m dry and get old really fast! But pigs can last for a long time and it’s cheaper to by! But I’m expensive and everyone is going to be eating me so I will be old school! It’s so typical to eat turkey on Thanksgiving so eat Pat the pig!
And also another thing have you ever thought about how the turkey feels? Well I can tell you it don’t feel good! But see pigs don’t have any feelings. They LOVE to be eaten!
Prolog: Tom the turkey losses anyways….What a shame. Oh-well!
If I were Tom the Turkey I wouldn’t let anyone eat me. They could eat nice hot bacon. They could eat nice grilled pork chops. They could eat nice hot sausage.
They could eat nice grilled pork roast. They can’t eat Tom the turkey. They can eat good pork. They could have some stuffing on the side.
They could have some pumpkin on the side. They could have chicken. They need more pork though. THEY CAN’T EAT TURKEY!
“PLEASE OH PLEASE! I’m going to go hide now that you found me!” said Tom the Turkey
Tom the Turkey is me by the way! I don’t want to get eaten on Thanksgiving. I mean cant they eat Pat the Pig. I do NOT taste good. If you eat me, you will get poison!
One day I was walking back to my house and found a hunter outside of my house! He was totally invading my privacy! If I wasn’t a turkey that he was looking for I would have walked up to him and bit him! Then Pat the Pig walked up to me and yelled:
“Hey delicious Tom the TURKEY! Are you hiding from that hunter that is looking for a turkey hat probably is to lazy to go to the store to bye a turkey?”
All of a sudden the hunter turns around and says “Why hello turkey!”
Then Pat the Pig gets shot! Why would anyone want a pig for Thanksgiving? O well Pat dying is sad but it is batter then me dying right? I feel kind of sorry for him! I should start running. The next thing I know is I’m lying on the ground dead!
“BYE BYE WORLD!!!!!!,” I yelled in turkey as my last words!
Well first off Thanksgiving should be a pork only holiday! Pat the Pig would look perfect in the middle of your table. Besides Pat the Pig can have an apple in his mouth, and you know turkeys just don’t look good with apples in their mouths. Besides, even though turkey is pretty good, I think you would rather have pork. And whoever said that turkey is the national food of Thanksgiving is wrong!
The reason you shouldn’t eat me is because I will tell Santa Clause that you ate me. Santa Clause and I are also very good friends so he probably wouldn’t bring you presents. If you eat Pat the Pig I promise I will bring you the world’s largest piece of pie. I think turkeys should be on the endangered species list so that people can’t eat us! The Turkey Board has decided that if you promise to eat Pat and his friends for Thanksgiving we will send each person $900.00.
If pork was the international food for Thanksgiving I would probably be so excited that I would scream. Pork is very good and I think should be the main dish on Thanksgiving. Pat has also volunteered to come to your house personally, and even jump in the oven for you! I Tom the Turkey support this message.
There once there was a turkey named tom .He did not want to be eaten. He wanted pat the pig to be eaten.
“I don’t want to be eaten by people,” said tom turkey.
People should have pig for Thanksgiving because tom does not look right. He looks frozen and hard. I don’t like frozen hard turkeys. Do you like frozen turkey?
“I don’t want to be eaten ether,” said Pat the pig.
“Well I don’t ether, so how is going to be eaten for Thanksgiving,” said Tom.
Well that did not go so well. You can pick what one you want pick right they are crazy. I would hate to pick the wrong one. Well good luck with that.
Hello I’m Tom the turkey people say I taste good but do you really want to know what taste good the pig. He is nice big guess what he comes with and apple in his mouth. I don’t taste good because I have been eating owl droppings. They taste really good you should try it sometime.
You can eat the pig with every thing. They are born for thanks giving. Plus it is hard to cook a turkey you have to cook me longer that a pig. People have to do more work on me than the pig. The pig you can put stuffing inside him. It is easier to catch a pig than a turkey.
Turkey you have to hunt pig you just have to go into its pen and grab him. You can put the pig on the fire and it taste really good. Don’t ask how I know that. Just please don’t eat because I am too young to die.
Hi, I’m Tom the turkey. When you here the word Thanksgiving what is the first thought that comes to your mind? Is it food? If it is what foods do you think of? I Bet 9 out of 10 times it will be Turkey.
What’s so good about a turkey any way? Why do you people like Turkey so much. Is it the fact that we’re always stuffed with stuffing? Think of stuffing does it ever come t your mind that those could possibly be our ground up insides. It makes u sick to your stomach right? So don’t eat turkey. Why not eat pork that could possibly be the new thanks giving dinner.
For all those moms that don’t stuff there turkeys with stuffing think of the turkeys! We turkeys have families too!!!!!!!So when you buy a turkey think of he or she u are buying a parent of the little turkeys the baby turkeys can’t survive on there own. So this thanksgivings eat something besides turkey, try something new. Theres pork, duck, chicken, and beef. So PLEASE don’t eat turkey this thanks giving!!!!!!!!!
“Hi I’m Tom the Turkey. Are you thinking about eating me for thanksgiving? Think again I don’t want to be eaten. I think we should have the right to choose if we get eaten or not,” said Tom.
“You don’t want to eat me anyway you don’t know what dieses I have. I don’t even know. If all I know I could die tomorrow. That’s why you don’t want to eat me,” said Tom.
“So you should eat Pat the Pig. He should taste good. You would like to eat him. That’s why you should not eat me and eat Pat the Pig,” said Tom
“ Hi I am Tom and can you please eat the pig instead of me? I am too young to get eaten. If you eat me than my mama will be after you. Please eat Mr. Pig instead of me. I always make sure you are up on time for work. Please pretty please don’t eat me.
I will be your best friend if you don’t eat me. That is not a lie I don’t want to get eaten and if you know what I eat you wont want to eat me. I eat Mr. Pigs poop. So please don’t eat me because if you eat me you will be eating Mr. Pigs poop. Do you want to eat Mr. Pigs poop? I didn’t think so. Please don’t eat me.
Mr. Pigs poop is not good for big and strong people like you. People like you can get sick and die. I don’t think you want to die. Please please please don’t eat me I am begging you. I will be your best friend in the whole entire world if you don’t eat me. “
“You don’t want any turkey; I have a wanted sign that says rabies turkeys reward $1,000,000,000”, said Tom the turkey. Tom says, “You need more muscle and fat for body heat. You would really enjoy: bacon, ham, and maybe roast. Pat the pig would give you everything but the roast.”, said Tom.
“Bob the cow would give you the roast,” said Tom. “Bob would be the best choice for you,” said Tom. “He would love to be eaten,” Tom said. “He is high in protein, and very tender, and juicy,” said Tom.
“You might want to have Hairy the Snow Ferret as a pet to keep in a cage,” Tom said. “He might be really crazy at first but then he will calm down a lot,” Tom explained. The kids will love him when he calms down but never ,ever ,ever let him out of the cage when he’s still wild,’ Tom said. You will love him so much you might not want to put him down,” Tom said.
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